Flindt on Friday: Eureka second in a wildly bouncing Tucano

“The nice news,” I stated to myself because the mix bounced up and down within the Joan’s Acre gateway at a curiously exact 3Hz, “is that this may certainly win me an Ig Nobel Prize.”

You see, of all the numerous awards I’ve managed to keep away from profitable, the one I’d actually like is an Ig Nobel Prize. Chances are you’ll not have heard of them.

They had been began again in 1991 as an irreverent spoof of the way more well-known Nobel Prizes, handing out awards for bizarre and outlandish tutorial analysis.

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All the things from A Research of the Results of Water Content material on the Compaction Behaviour of Breakfast Cereal Flakes (1995) to Are full or empty beer bottles sturdier and does their fracture-threshold suffice to interrupt the human cranium? (2009)

Farming options surprisingly usually: An evaluation of the forces required to tug sheep over varied surfaces, (2003) and (one for the regen group), Excitation of Faraday-like physique waves in vibrated residing earthworms (2020).

Shedding my grip

My little bit of (admittedly unintentional) scientific analysis began once we had been doing a protracted transfer with the mix, all the best way from Pipeline Discipline to Joan’s Acre.

The header was off, and we had been simply doing the ultimate yards. Noel had pushed into the wheat and backed up, positioning the header trailer completely. I dropped a gear, dropped the revs and crept up the doorway financial institution.

The mix’s proper entrance wheel met the one patch of inexperienced grass in England, and began to spin. There’s no diff lock or 4WD, after all, so it saved spinning, digging a pleasant little curved trench for itself. Time for rethink.

This time I went up a gear and dropped the engine to idle (one thing to do with minimising torque on the soil/tyre interface) and tried once more.

Wheel rut in a dry field

The mix oscillating construction in Joan’s Acre © Charlie Flindt

It gripped briefly, up out of the little ditch went the mix, grip was misplaced, down went the mix, grip was regained – and away we went. Boing, boing, boing. Frequency 3Hz, amplitude of oscillation a great three or 4 inches.

Contained in the cab it felt much more than three or 4 inches, and it was chaos. Stuff was flying about: Makita leaf blowers, batteries for Makita leaf blowers, apples, apple cores, glass cleaner, outdated T-shirts, moist wipes (unused, fortunately) and instruments (“I’ve been in search of that!” I believed, as a Torx screwdriver shot previous my nostril). It was all I may do to get the management lever again to impartial and cease the mayhem.

Shaken, not deterred

As soon as Noel had stopped laughing (at one stage I believed I used to be going to have to supply him a moist wipe) he noticed me again out off the financial institution, and select a extra angled strategy.

Even that wasn’t with out danger, as Noel put one lengthy leg in an overgrown anti-hare coursing ditch and all however went head over heels. My flip to giggle and level.

We made it up the financial institution this time, received hitched on to the header and away we went, eventually – with a mix that now regarded prefer it had had a back-to-front blow-off.

Each single little bit of mud, chaff and awn had been shaken off the Claas and was sitting squarely within the Joan’s Acre gateway.

As I set off around the headland, I used to be already making ready my solemn and severe submission to the Ig Nobel organisers: An investigation into whole-body low-frequency vibration of agricultural harvesting equipment and the way it impacts mud removing and rediscovery of misplaced instruments.

If that doesn’t get me to Harvard College to gather a long-overdue prize on the subsequent awards ceremony, then nothing will.